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C:>WAKEUP.EXE GOOD MORNING! THE SYSTEM HAS DETECTED A VIRUS. DO YOU WISH TO INITIATE EXCESSIVE MUCUS PRODUCTION? (Y/N)...................? [N] MUCUS PRODUCTION, 3000% COMPLETE DO YOU WISH TO INITIATE HEADACHE? (Y/N)...............................? [FUCK NO] HEADACHE, 100% COMPLETE. APPLICATIONS MAY RUN SLOWLY DUE TO HAVING A SKULL STUFFED WITH COTTON AND NAILS. C:\>FIRSTAID C:\FIRSTAID>BENADRYL.EXE ILLEGAL COMMAND: BENADRYL.EXE C:\FIRSTAID>C: C:\>SKOOL\ C:\SKOOL\>RUSSIA.PPT WRITING POWERPOINT DOCUMENT, 100% COMPLETE GIVING PRESENTATION, 100% COMPLETE DRINKING TEA, 73% COMPLETE ERROR: ELECTRIC KETTLE IS EMITTING COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SMOKE. ABORT AND UNPLUG?(Y/N)................................................................? [Y] SAVING CLA FROM BEING SET ON FIRE, 100% COMPLETE C:\SKOOL\>C: C:\>FOODS\ C:\FOODS>NUKE.EXE YOU NOW HAVE AN ANNOYING CRAVING FOR SOMETHING YOU ARE TOO TIRED TO MAKE, AND ALSO NEED MOAR TEA. C:\FOODS>NUKETEA.EXE MICROWAVED TEA TASTES LIKE SHIT. ARE YOU SURE?(Y/N)................? [FUCK YOU, LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW THAT ALREADY.] SPECIFY TEA: EARL GREY, HOT. ERROR: USER IS NOT A STARFLEET CAPTAIN SPECIFY TEA: ENGLISH BREAKFAST C:\FOODS>EATFOODS.EXE ERROR: WAY TOO HOT! C:\FOODS>EATFOODS.EXE BUT I REALLY WANTED TORTELLINIS! CONTINUE?(Y/N)............................? [Y] CONSUMING DINNER, 100% COMPLETE C:\FOODS>DISHES.EXE WASHING DISHES, 100% COMPLETE C:\FOODS>FIXTEA.EXE SUGAR? (0,1,2).............................................................? [3] CREAM?(Y/N)................................................................? [Y] C:\FOODS>DRINKTEA.EXE I TOLD YOU IT WOULD TASTE LIKE SHIT. C:\FOODS>C: C:\>STFU.EXE C:\>INTERNETS\ C:\INTERNETS\>MUSICPOST.EXE ERROR: OUT OF TEA ERROR: OUT OF TEA ERROR: OUT OF TEA ERROR: OUT OF TEEEEE938262QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZD83CSICC2N25729E0SASKLDFJSALSALFDB SEKGQ3JHAWCSDQOGICAGIFDOZW4GEW91IGFCSICC2NYZSBPQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDBIBCBG9VBWLU DWXKIHN0YXJ0IHDVCMTPBMCGB24GCGXHBNMGZM9YIGCSICC2NEGCMV0AXJLBWVUDCBJBQGYWXSIHBCBI IG9SZCB1BML2ZWVZLIBKDXNBGQGYWXSIH0IHROAW5RIG9MIHROZSBWB3NZACSICC2NWJPBGL0AWVZISA ZGLNIHR1BM5LBHMGDW5KZXIGDGHLIGZVDBGQGYWXSIHW5KYXRPB24GYW5KIHJLLWVUCSICC2NYWN0IG9 B2QGBWLZY2HPZWYSIHN1CHBSESQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDBKZWFKIHNCSICC2NRBGQGYWXSIHDW5RCY CYBHCMUGC3VWCG9ZZWQGDG8GYMUGZ29VZCB3YXLZIHCSICC2NRVIGBGQGYWXSIHZVC3RLCIBTZW1VCML YWQGB2YGDGHLIHR5CGLJYWWGC2HVCHBPBMCGDHJPCCB0BYB0ACSICC2NGUGBWFSBGQGYWXSIHBCB3ZSB IHNWZWVKIHJHY2VZIGLUIHNVDXBLZCB1CCBVBGQGY2FYCYBQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZD0BYBOYXNOCSI D2LUBMVYIHDOBYBMAW5KCYB0AGUGBW9ZDCBWAW50CYBVZIBWZXJZAW1TB24GCHVCSICCQGYWXSIHBCBI BGQGYWXSIHDMUGDGHLIGHVBM9YIGCSICC2N9MIGNSZWFUAW5NIG91DCB0AGUGC3RPBMTPBMCGDHVIYXM QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDBGQGYWXSIHBGQGYWXSIHBSYXKGYSBSB3QGBCSICC2N2YGBXVZAWMSIGDVIG ZD8PLCBWBGFUDCBSB3RZBQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDGQGYWXSIHIG9MIHJLZCBHCSICC2NBMQGD2HPDG IHNOB3CGQU5EIG5LD3NWYXBLCIBMCMBGQGYWXSIH9TQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDIHROZSBCSICC2NWCM BMDYAS1SYT8GILROZSBHCMV5IED1AW5LYSBQAWDZBGQGYWXSIHIFJLDGCSICC2NQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGA AGUGRUFFTCAORWXKZXJSECSICC2NSBBZ2FPBNN0ICHVB3BZLCBBGQGYWXSIHJIG1LYW50IEFUDGKPIEV TGVHZ3VLII4GDQOGICAGICSICC2NFDLJ2QGYMV0DGVYIHBSYW4GBM93LG0KIBGQGYWXSIQGYWXSIHBCB CSICC2NZ2CSICC2NW0KIA0KIA0KIA0KIA0KDQOJLS0TLS1PCMLNAW5HBCBNZXNZYWDLLS0BGQGYWXSIH CSICC2NBTOGRUNNTEFXQGFVBC5JB20GW21HAWX0BZPFQ01MQVDAYW9SLMNVBV0GDQOJU2VUDDOGVHVLI MTCVMJAWMYA1OJU0IFBNIA0KCVRVCSICC2NOIBPBI1QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDIBG9VBWLUZ3RVBI11 BGQGYWXSIHCUNJOIANCGLTDWJQZWN0OIBSZTOGAHVNACWCSICC2NGA3JVBMV5LCQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGA ZWN0CMLJIEDBGQGYWXSIHHCMFNZSBEB29YIE9WZW5LCNMNCGKNCGCSICC2NKNCG0KCVROYW5RIHLVDSW CIB0AGF0IGNVBXBSZXRLIBGQGYWXSIHHJLCGX5LIBPBMUGB2YGDGHLIHJLYCSICC2NXNVBNMGZM9YIHD C2QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDTLZCB0AGUGCXVLC3RPB24GD2FZIHRBGQGYWXSIHOYXQGSSB0AG91Z2H0I YXJSAWVYIGVTYWLSIGZYB20QGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDGEW91DQOJCMVMZXJPBBGQGYWXSIHMCGDG8GA ZWFSIG9MIHRPBWUGB24GVGVSZWDYYXBOIEF2ZW51ZSBHQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGANVZDBMQGB3RBGQGYWXS A2VSZXKUIEKCSICC2NGD2VUDCB0BYBDYWWGYW5KIGXPDMUGBMVHCMJ5LIBJIHBGQGQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQ DIGJLICJSB2NHBCWIDQCSICC2NOJYXMGD2UGC2F5LIBPZIBJB3VYC2UGEW91IGFYZSBSB2JLIGP1C3QG DRCBPBIBHIGRPZMZLCMVUDNHBGQGYWXSIHBCBIDXQGCBSBCSICC2N2NHBGUUDQOJVGHLIEJLBGWGC2LZ THE SYSTEM DOES NOT HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO CONTINUE OPERATIONS, AND WILL NOW SHUT DOWN.  PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO BOOT UNTIL MID-JULY.  HAVE A NICE DAY. ->snpf!<-